Dater in Distress - Love Letter

Love Letter

Here is a sample love letter. You may find it to be so unbelievably inspirational that you simply cannot contain yourself. On the other hand, you may find it to be completely idiotic. Make your own conclusions about this love letter.

Dearest Pocahontas,

I love thee more than I love petunias. I love thee more than petunias love sunlight. I love thee more than Star Jones loves cheeseburgers. Indeed, I do love thee very much, and would like nothing more than to be in y our arms at this very moment. Together we could sail to the moon and back, and then one more time if we had enough gas left over. But, my love, gas is very expensive these days, so we might not be able to go more than once. But I promise we'll get some really awesome moon souvenirs when we're there! Is that cool? Please, my love, accept this love letter with thy heart, with thy mind, and with thy hand, for the postal man will have a lot of letters to carry, and he might drop it if you do not!

Love,

Bachelor Padowitz

So my friends, what do you think of the love letter? Is it the finest piece of writing that you have ever seen, or complete and utter bs, the likes of which shouldn't be let out into the public? Better than sex, or worse than cow dung? That is up to you to decide. Make your love letter better if you desire. In fact, we highly recommend that you make yours better. Much better. Much, much better! There is simply no question about what you need to do at this current juncture.

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