Dater in Distress

Welcome - I'm Miss Palmer and I'm going to be your best friend...

You see, I've had thousands of relationships and even though I'm a little older now, I was once a little hottie with a tighter bum than any movie star today! I know what a man wants and needs, and believe me I know what a woman's all about! I was born in Britain during the war and after many romantic adventures throughout Asia and the Mediterranean, I now find myself in beautiful Jamaica with the jungle man of my Caribbean dreams... His taut panther muscles and penetrating eyes have somehow awakened every fiber of my being, every sinew of my soul, and now every spinning particle in my love body is sending out my love vibe!

Venus herself beckoned me to read the signs and see that I must tell everyone of the magnitude and wonder of this higher love that I have found... and that's why I started this website - I knew that the world must inherit all my sublime love experience before I die and shed all my earthly weight like a butterfly flopping out of her cocoon.

Dater In Distress is your love advice website!

What is Dater in Distress all about?

Dater In Distress wants to help those who aren't succeeding in love and are having problems finding or keeping their mate.
Dater In Distress desires for everyone to live harmoniously, in peace and in love.
Dater In Distress wants for you to find your soul-mate.
Dater In Distress wants for you to be truly happy and know all the love positions that exist so you are never, ever bored with the sweet dance of love...